One reason people love dachshunds is that their personalities are so complex and often contradictory. When you live with a dachshund, you can’t help but laugh at them on a daily basis. In fact, as dog entertainment doxies can’t be beat!
Dachshunds Are Brave
First, dachshunds are incredibly brave. It’s in their DNA to fight badgers in dark holes. That means they’re bred to fight dirty (literally).
This courage expresses itself under all circumstances, usually with barking. They’ll bark at unfamiliar voices on the driveway or at the front door. They have a deep, gruff bark that makes them sound like large dogs.
This is partly because their lungs are large and their chest is shaped like a barrel. All that sound has room to resonate!
This also makes them fantastic guard dogs. I’ve had several contractors at my house say they assumed I had a large dog when they heard the barking outside the door.
Dachshunds will bark at the doorbell, the car door slamming, even the garage door rising. They’ll rush in the direction of whatever the threat is, ready to defend.
It’s hilarious to watch them barking at things that aren’t threats at all — like Halloween blow-up figures, balloons, and ocean waves.
The time when the dachshund’s courage can be annoying is while out on walks. I’ve seen dachshunds that don’t bark at other dogs, and I applaud their parents for successfully training them not to.
But the ones that do bark on walks do it with such gusto. This can suddenly take you by surprise as the leash is pulled tight and your doxie’s strong, little body strains hard as it rushes towards danger.
My dachshunds tend to lunge more at large dogs — which of course makes no sense from a survival standpoint. Then again, they were bred to hunt deer and wild boar.
This is true even of miniature dachshunds. We’ve had to hold our dogs on a short leash many a time to make sure they don’t bark in the face of Labs and pit bulls — and get eaten.
Dachshunds Are Stubborn and Clever!
Dachshunds are also stubborn — or, as some will say, they have an independent spirit. And by that I mean they absolutely refuse to do things if they don’t want to.
When you first get a dachshund puppy, you may mistakenly assume she’s not learning what you want her to learn.
But as you become wiser, you’ll realize she’s deciding not to obey you.
Dachshunds are extremely intelligent and clever. You can see their minds working as they choose to go their own way, regardless of what you say.
This can lead to the funniest dog expressions you’ll ever see — so funny that it’s impossible to stay angry at a doxie for long.
Dachshunds are famous for their expressions of fake guilt — after they pooped in your hallway or peed on your bathmat.
If you go on social media you’ll find thousands of memes that have doxies with this guilty look and a funny apology!
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Some people say that dachshunds are virtually untrainable, and it may be because they’re stubborn.
But it also may be because they’re simply uninterested in what you’re proposing they learn, and they’d rather spend their time doing something else.
And when they don’t want you to find them, they won’t respond to your call. As my daughter says, “they won’t respond to anything!”
That said, there are people who show dachshunds in dog shows. They compete them in trials for obedience, conformation, agility, and and field trials.
So the truth is it can be done, if you’re determined.
Weiner Dogs are Helpful
Dachshunds love to be helpful. The way they show this can be so funny you’ll find yourself crying with laughter!
For example, my miniature dachshund Cocoa will follow me around the house as I do chores. It’s very cute to see her patiently waiting for me to finish cleaning the kitchen at night before she’ll join the rest of the family in the living room.
She’s done this not once or twice but every time. As a puppy she didn’t. But as she got older she must’ve scolded herself that doing chores is part of being a mature doxie.
When I do laundry, Cocoa follows me from the laundry closet to the guest room. She watches as I fold clothes, an anxious expression in her eyes.
She’s nervous because she doesn’t know what we’re doing next and she doesn’t want to miss out on anything. She literally follows me with each load, studying my every move. If only I could get her to truly help!
Anyone who gets a dachshund should be prepared to hear the click clacking of tiny nails back and forth across the floor. They will follow you everywhere you go when they’re not napping.
It’s also delightful to have a dachshund in the garden with you while you water plants. They go into stealth mode because they can smell every creature that’s walked through it before them.
Any gardening chore becomes enjoyable because you can watch dachshunds creeping through the undergrowth like they’re in a jungle.
What are they sniffing with such intense curiosity? We’ll never know but it’s fully enjoyable to watch.
Dachshunds are Friendly and Affectionate
Dachshunds are extremely affectionate and yes, they can become a bit clingy. They love to nap when they get older, so you’ll get a break. But when they’re puppies it’s like having a new toddler that demands your attention around the clock.
There’s nothing sadder than saying goodbye to a dachshund when you leave your house to go to work! They’ll sit watching you with their deep eyes, an expression of true pain in them.
That’s also why I recommend you have another dog to be their companion.
When we first got our dachshund Emily it was terrible leaving her alone. But once we got our second dachshund, Cocoa, Emily was fine when we’d leave her home.
This clingy quality also means you get lots of love and kisses from your dachshund. There’s a reason why people train them as therapy dogs!
Dachshunds are snuggle bugs at night especially, and will stake their claim by your side — for a short while, before they burrow deep under the covers to the foot of the bed.
We often hold our dachshund like a baby, on her back, and she loves it. (Of course, you have to be careful not to hurt a doxie’s back, which is more prone to injury than other breeds.)
Doxies love being swadlled in blankets at all times. They love sitting on your lap and riding with you in the car. When they get tired on walks, they like being carried.
It’s wonderful if you’re into it. Every dachshund parent I know would never give that up.
Some warn that dachshunds can become too clingy with one person and then snap at others. My only experience with this is with our first dachshund Emily, whom I loved dearly.
Emily became extra-attached to me in our family. If she was sitting beside me on our bed and someone tried to pick her up, she’d act as if she were going to give them a little nip.
That’s not to say she ever bit anyone; she didn’t. But it was her way of telling them to leave her be.
When Emily wasn’t on the bed with me, she was clingy with every member of our family. Dachshunds are great family pets — it’s like you’re collectively taking care of an eternal young toddler.